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by Jammer Karim

As I sat down last night to watch the Lost series finale, I prepped myself for a one hour finale that was sure to answer all the questions they had set up over the past years. I soon realized that it would be longer than an hour, so I assumed I’d be sitting here for 2 hours. Sure enough, this finale didn’t want to end, and after 2.5 hours of watching the finale, the show ended. The finale reminded me a lot of this article. You just want the column to end, and when you get to point 15 you’re like “F_ _c, there’s still 10 more points to go”. Well, I can promise you is this: It won’t take you 2.5 hours to read this.

by Jammer Karim

“You may make it. You may not. But that doesn’t matter, Jammer. What matters is that you’re here. Look around. Who ever thought you’d make it this far. 1..2..3.. triple deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you Jammer. Win or lose.”--Gordon Bombay, pumping me up before writing this blog.

by Jammer Karim

The Red Wings are out. So is Ovechkin. Chicago is still in. And so is Sidney Crosby. Gary Bettman is still running the NHL. The NHL is still running in Phoenix. LT is being charged with rape. Dustin Byfuglien got away with rape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZS1CdAZoQ). Sports suck. So here are 23 thoughts all about sports. Enjoy!

by Jammer Karim

Rah Rah-ah-ah-ah, Roma Roma-ma, Jammer ooh la la, I want your romance. Okay so… 21 thoughts this week in honor of the amount of people who now think I am an absolute flamer.

by Jammer Karim

I used to be addicted to blogging. I’d blog in the day, at night, on vacation, I’d even blog from the ferry terminal. It was starting to become a real problem. Then my doctor prescribed me something...and then my blogging... just sorta stopped... *up comes Cialis logo*

by Jammer Karim

Hello everyone and welcome to another week of sports fodder that gets it poppin'— Fat Joe style. We went with 23 thoughts this week in honor of the amount of penalty minutes Vancouver Canucks' Andrew Alberts has in the first two games of these playoffs. See point 18 for more details. note: you can also visit me at thejammerblog.wordpress.com for sunday fodder as well as other terribly written material throughout the week (plug?)

by Jammer Karim

Get ready, because this column is “Burnin’ Up”. (Note: That might be the best joke on this week’s column. Warning you now and possibly saving you 10 minutes of your life). This week we went with 26 thoughts in honor of my boy Nick Jonas whose side project, Nike Jonas and the Administration has 26 letters in its name.

by Jammer Karim

April is upon us and I still have a job here. Wow! This week we are paying homage to the legendary Jack Bauer, whose hit show “24” is being cancelled after this season. So, in honor of Agent Bauer, we are going with 24 thoughts this week because I love the show, and because 24 thoughts is less work than 28.

by Jammer Karim

Who’s Lauren Woolstencroft you ask? If you don’t know then shame on you and you will have to wait until the final thought to find out who she is. This week we went with 23 thoughts in honour of George Michael—who had the number one song on the planet 23 years ago with his mega hit “Faith”. It’s now 23 years later and this song has become the battle cry for Toronto Maple Leaf fans everywhere.

by Jammer Karim

Another week and another round of thoughts. This week we thought we’d have some fun poking at President Barack Obama, Tiger Woods, and the world’s most dedicated father. We went with 25 thoughts this week in honor of the amount of times commentator Kevin Weekes said the term “goal line stand” during last night’s Canucks/Red Wings game when referring to a Roberto Luongo save. He must’ve just learned this term because he certainly didn’t make any “goal line stands” during his own NHL career.